英國有一隻貓貓經常會在主人出門上班後，到家附近的墓園「出席」喪禮，而且每次都非常準時，就擁有「第六感」，為逝者的家屬帶來慰藉。 據當地傳媒報道，八歲的貓貓「Paddy」與主人Christina Jones、Stuart Hague居住在威勒爾（Wirral）Eastham，主人但一直都不知道Paddy平時外出是去「參加」喪禮。 直到三年前，Paddy有一次失蹤了五天，Christina和Stuart四處發出尋貓啟示，最後接到Mayfield墓園工作人員的電話，才知道Paddy經常到墓園「送別」逝者，而今已參加了超過100場喪禮，Paddy更被封為「貓貓禮儀師（funeral cat）」。 墓園的喪禮規劃師Carol Paton指，Paddy像有「第六感」，總能準時出現，然後到棺材旁致意，如果逝者家屬同意，Paddy就能參加整場喪禮，「有牠在，家屬能得到額外的慰藉。」 今年五月，當地一位64歲的媽媽Jan McKinnon得知Paddy的故事後，決定讓牠參與愛貓女兒Mel的喪禮。Jan指，當日Paddy在椅子上，認真「參與」的樣子給現場製造出一種美好的氛圍。喪禮結束後，Jan回到墓園看望女兒時，Paddy就在一旁，令她覺得好像有個家人在身邊陪伴，非常窩心！

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All Premier League football has been suspended until April 3 at the earliest amid the growing global crisis. Liverpool are 25 points clear at the top of the Premier League but may not get the chance to win it Liverpool are 25 points clear at the top of the Premier League but may not get the chance to win it It comes after the government announced plans to intensify its efforts to fight COVID-19, which has so far claimed the lives of eleven people in the UK. The Premier League initially considered holding matches in empty stadiums but made a swift U-turn on the decision following news of Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta and Chelsea winger Callum Hudson-Odoi testing positive for the virus. Meanwhile, Leicester boss Brendan Rodgers said on Thursday three of his players have been showing symptoms for the illness while all the Everton squad are in isolation with one player in their ranks showing symptoms. There have been reports of Liverpool being handed the title but Brady believes the season should get called off and declared void, thus denying the Reds their first league title in 30 years. In her column for The Sun, Brady wrote: “There is no dodging the possibility that all levels in the EFL as well as the Premier League will have to be cancelled and this season declared null and void because if the players can’t play the games can’t go ahead. “The PL hopes that an interlude of three weeks from will enable it to restart but that may well be dreamland. “Perhaps scrubbing the European Championship could provide more time to complete the season into the summer but that is also a giant ‘if’. Brady believes there’s no other alternative other than to declare the season null and void Brady believes there’s no other alternative other than to declare the season null and void “What if the league cannot be finished? “As games in both the PL and in the EFL are affected, the only fair and reasonable thing to do is declare the whole season null and void. “Who knows who would have gone down or come up if the games have not actually been played in full? “A huge blow to Liverpool who might be robbed of their first title in 30 years.” Liverpool are currently 25 points clear at the top of the table and require just six more points to be confirmed as champions.

Stop calling the po-po over poo-poo. Oregon police are begging residents not to call 911 over a coronavirus-related toilet paper shortage. “It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this,” writes the Newport Oregon Police Department. “Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.” The coastal city’s police department also suggests alternatives for bathroom tissue including “grocery receipts, newspaper, cloth rags, lace, cotton balls and that empty toilet paper roll sitting on the holder right now.” “Be resourceful. Be patient. There is a TP shortage. This too shall pass. Just don’t call 9-1-1. We cannot bring you toilet paper,” the cops conclude. Shoppers around the world have been furiously snatching and hoarding toilet paper and other essentials as the COVID-19 virus continues to spread. In New York City, panic buying has taken over and some shelves are all but completely bare. In Australia, tensions are very high over toilet paper, as one video shows customers brawling over a TP package while another shows a stampede of shoppers hoping to get their hands on some two-ply and other household items. Two women were even caught on camera throwing punches in a store over bathroom tissue, and police down under were forced to use a taser on a man who got violent about the dwindling supply. Even celebrities are complaining about toilet paper shortages, such as actress Tori Spelling who lashed out on Instagram. “We’re all sick and the kids’ schools are closed, so we’re all home. And it’s raining. And the stores are out of toilet paper and we have seven butts to wipe and no toilet paper to be found,” the 46-year-old said in a video Thursday.

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